I've always found it a bit difficult to deal with awkward relationships in the workplace. It's hard to break it to your coworker that, sorry, I'm just not all that into you. Even worse is when they hang on to their crush, in the hopes that you will one day change your mind. I like to make sure that my coworkers know exactly where I stand. Observe:
"Hey Julie, may I borrow your stapler? I only ask because you are a valued coworker whom I would never consider dating."
"Betty, did you get the memo I sent you? I left it on your desk, much in the exact way I will never be leaving you love letters."
"Susan, here's that machine instrumentation report you wanted. Also, I could never love someone like you."
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This is hilarious. I don't know who this speaker is, but I want more from him.
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